The Carnivorous Carnival

By Brett Helquist, Lemony Snicket, Michael Kupperman

Subjects: Siblings, fiction, Humorous stories, Humorous stories, English, Fêtes foraines, Récits humoristiques, Tłumaczenia polskie, Literatura amerykańska dla młodzieży, Recits humoristiques anglais, English Humorous stories, Brothers and sisters, fiction, Violet Baudelaire (Fictitious character), Sunny Baudelaire (Fictitious character), Récits humoristiques anglais, Romans, nouvelles, etc. pour la jeunesse, Carnivals, Orphans, fiction, Orphans in fiction, Fiction, Children's fiction, Klaus Baudelaire (Fictitious character), Orphelins, Orphans, Brothers and sisters in fiction, Brothers and sisters, Juvenile fiction, Carnivals in fiction, Frères et soeurs

Description: Dear reader, The word "carnivorous," which appears in the title of this book, means "meat-eating," and once you have read such a bloodthirsty word, there is no reason to read any further. This carnivorous volume contains such a distressing story that consuming any of its contents would be far more stomach-turning than even the most imbalanced meal. To avoid causing discomfort, it would be best if I didn't mention any of the unnerving ingredients of this story, particularly a confusing map, an ambidextrous person, an unruly crowd, a wooden plank, and Chabo the Wolf Baby. Sadly for me, my time is filled with researching and recording the displeasing and disenchanting lives of the Baudelaire orphans. But your time might be better filled with something more palatable, such as eating your vegetables, or feeding them to someone else. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket